Cirque du So Gay II
I rode in this race last year with Shayne and some of her friends- we had a good time, despite how COLD it was! I did the "Virgin" route last year, and I'm not quite sure I'm up for the "Harder! Faster!" route, so I think I'll be a virgin again (?) this year. Any lovely Grease Rag WTFs planning on coming out? (Heh, "coming out"...)
From E.G. of the Queer Bike Gang, organizer of CdSGII:
#1. Routes: Virgin comes out around 14 miles and H!F! around 24. Depending on what route you take, of course! Prepare to be dazzled and take in the queer scenery!
#2. Award categories (or some variation of...) in no particular order:
Most Radical Queer
Hardest & Fastest (1 & 2)
Virgin (1, 2 & First-time racer)
Hottest Outfit (must include helmet)
Twink Prize (under 21 only)
Group Sexiest (Team Spirit; up to 4 ppl)
So, do you come here often? (out-of-towner)
Divine, Fabulous, & Last (DFL)Plus:
SURPRISE prizes based on performance at stop challenges & a whole bunch of random giveaways
Free gifts at select race stops, plus handouts from Pizza Lucé, Red Stag, Bryant Lake Bowl and the Hub.
and..........
The time has come for you to LIP SYNCH FOR YOUR BIKE.
Challenge winners and non-placing participants drawn at random will compete for the Steamroller and to be crowned Cirque du SoGay Trampion. It’s anyone’s game…so bring you’re A-Game, betch. If you don't win a prize, at least get a date.
Yes it is unconventional; this is a queer event. duh.
#3. We will have the hott jams at registration; please join us early and dance in you hott pants.
#4. All you can drink Summit Extra Pale Ale with purchase of $5 wristband. $$ goes to charity! Drink up!
#5. Event is $5. If you are unable to pay, please contact QBG asap. Pre-register before 11:59pm on Friday to save $2 on a t-shirt and save time at the race start. More time for cruising!
#6. Questions/comments/insults/pick-up lines/accolades to queerbikegang@gmail.com.
See you soon!
Excitement!
EG/QBG
Um... WOW. Count me in.



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