14 Sep


Lead a group ride! By Lauren Haun


on September 14, 2016   comments 0

Grease Rag friend Lauren Haun wrote this guide to leading group rides!  Thank you for the knowledge, Lauren!

Ever been sitting on a patio, sipping an icy beverage and then all of a sudden a noisy, joyful herd of bicyclists whiz by, bells ringing and smiles flashing? Or scroll through the social media feeds and see tagged photos of friends in their underpants biking around a lake on the 4th of July and you can’t help but wonder: WHY AREN’T I DOING THIS?

Group rides are a great way to get a bunch of riders together for a bit of fun. Most of the time, you come away from a social cruise with new route ideas, places to visit or dance partners. These rides help keep the bike community vibrant by scooping up different types of riders and mixing them together. Hosting a ride can seem intimidating for those who haven’t done it before, but I really recommend it. It is very similar to throwing a party except on two wheels. You provide a welcoming atmosphere and maybe a theme and then all the people fill in the gaps. It is where chemistry collides and beautiful things happen…


Pre-Babes Wanderabout- Photo by Siege Afidelia


  • – A theme and or/purpose (bakery tour! water balloon fight! polka dot outfits!) are a good idea especially if this is your first time since it provides a focus for your creativity and route. It also helps keep the ride casual and lets potential riders know that they don’t need to slide on spandex in order to participate. Anything food or beverage related is usually popular since WE’RE HUNGRY, but I also like costume rides. I still dream of having a “menagerie” ride so that we can all dress up like different zoo animals….but I digress. Don’t afraid to do something a bit different.
  • – Simple is always better. More than three stops and it is hard to keep people moving.
  • – Don’t plan more than one ride at a time. It’s like planning three or four dates before going on the first one. It’s a bit….forward.
  • – Keep in mind the practicality of getting lots of people in and out of a location at once and in a somewhat timely fashion. A doughnut ride wasn’t difficult to pull off since bakeries try to get you in and out the door, but a macaroni and cheese ride might be a bit more tricky since you adding bowls and forks/hot cheese/table seatings into the equation. But if you have a way to work around some of these logistical obstacles, go for it! Prove me wrong!
  • – To cultivate a social vibe, I recommend getting some speakers and blast some tunes. Demolish awkward silences with loud Missy Elliott beats. I use a cheapo mini speaker that I stuff it in my bag, pointing it outward towards the dancing masses. It isn’t the most sophisticated system but it works. If you have friends with a more advanced system, it never hurts to try to loop them in.
  • – For larger rides that are heading to specific bakeries/restaurants/bars, it is always polite to call a few days ahead and give a heads up to the business owners. It is up to them how to proceed, but it is always nice to not bombard them with helmet clad, sweaty weirdos.
  • – Spoke cards: I haven’t even made spoke cards for a ride yet because of the $$$ and design work involved, but many people like ‘em. If you have a creative bent and some extra time, get together with a group of buds and crank some out. Create a design and repeat it 4 or 6 times on a 8 1/2" x 11" sheet of paper. These can be front/back or just single sided. Make copies of the master sheet and then sandwich each one between contact paper and cut them out. TA DAH! Pass them out and people can slide them in between their spokes for a bit of style and a nice momento of your epic ride.
  • – A little help from your friends never hurts, especially if you have a larger group (15 or more riders). I recommend assigning one of two people to be ride marshals. Ride marshals are people that block traffic during busy intersections where there isn’t enough time to accommodate all riders through the area. To block traffic they just need to stand politely with their bike in the middle of the lane and waving beauty queen style to the cars with a goofy smile. It is the most effective tactique that I know. The ride marshals can also help deal with broke down bikes or make sure that slower riders aren’t left behind. After leading a few rides lone-wolf style, I have begun to really appreciate having a few people that can back me up. If you don’t know anyone of the top of your head that could help out, feel free to ask on the BIKEFUN/Grease Rag pages or the event page. I’ve always lucked out with having more than a few bike scouts taking the lead at the last minute, but it helps to, ya know, be prepared.
  • – Create a ride that you would want to do even if nobody showed up. Be excited about your ride. Talk it up to your roommates, coworkers, the cashier at the grocery store, your date, the neighbor cat. Let it ooze from your pores. Enthusiasm is infectious. GET PUMPED!


  • – Invite your friends and if you are a member of any sort of bicycle group/social group on Facebook, share it there as well. Indicate that the ride is social and mellow and extend a warm invitation. There are SO MANY people that lurk on these pages, just waiting for an opportunity to hang out. Don’t forget to be bold and reach out to people on your social media that aren’t the typical bike person. Your event is gonna be so rad, they may just hop on that dusty cruiser in the garage and join in just to see what all the hubbub is about! Threaten them with a good time.
  • – Make sure that you have some solid details settled before sending out an invite. You don’t have to have a set route but at least have your stops in mind. I really recommend riding the route a day or so before the ride, because there is always some last minute hiccups like construction or closings that are best to not drag a rolling party into.
  • – Feel free to cultivate discussions on the event page about routes or playlists or anything at all. Your guests may have untapped knowledge about where the best pizza slices/chill swimming spot/cheap beers are. Give them a chance to pitch in! People love to contribute and even if they can’t attend the ride, it gives them a nice community vibe so that hopefully next time they’ll make it out.
  • – Make sure to define ROLL OUT time because bikers traditionally don’t show up on time (I am guilty of this). Give people 30 minutes to arrive and hang out before heading out. A nice central location is great, especially one that won’t mind loiterers of a bike nature (like parks or bike shops or people’s houses).


  • – Keep an eye on the weather and feel free to modify the ride accordingly. If it is pouring rain, you may not want to go through with a karaoke bar crawl. Just make sure to give as much of a notice as possible, so people don’t show up to the meeting spot in their hurricane-proof finest while you’re sitting at home drinking cocoa.
  • – Remind people to bring cash if you’re heading to restaurants/bars just because it makes paying a bit speedier. Don’t be afraid to state the obvious and remind everyone on the event page to dress warmly/bring water/lights/helmet etc. These things aren’t as intuitive for some and it will make their ride a lot more comfortable.


  • – Greet everyone! Smile, say hi and introduce yourself to each person as they roll up. You are the host! These lovely people are showed up to your ride and that is pretty damn special. Treat them with the enthusiasm that those bike lovelies well deserve. They could have stayed in bed or went to that hot tub/bouncy castle party but instead they are here to ride with you. Incredible! Also, don’t be shy in introducing people to each other as sometimes it is just the little spark needed for a conversation to start.
  • – You should be wearing some spectacular outfit or something that at least indicates that you are the leader of the ride. Perhaps a cape/neon helmet/anything “showy”. Not everyone on the ride knows who you are yet!. Shine, baby, shine.
  • – Before roll out, stand on a bench, grab a megaphone or just shout and address the attendees. THANK them for their presence and give an overview of the route. If you want to remind everyone about specific rules or tips for how to ride as a group, present these now. But be nice about it. Again, these are your fabulous guests. Now ROLL OUT! Loud bell or booming voice works to get everyone moving. Now is also the time to press play and kick out the jams.


  • – Be prepared for the unexpected! Tires can get punctured, riders can tip over and you could get lost. I’ve have yet to participate in a flawless ride, so don’t let it trip you up. Keep up communication with your marshalls and fellow riders and take things as they come. You won’t be able to plan for everything, but that is the thrilling part!
  • – Bring a trash bag, multi tool and some paper towels if you are really going for gold stars.
  • – The ride ends when it ends. Sometimes that may be a stop earlier than planned or the party keeps rolling or splits off to different locations. Some people arrive at the second stop or leave early or just crash the party at the end. The social beast has its own ebb and flow and it is best to just feel it out.

Now go forth and make merry on two wheels!

04 Sep


2016 Babes in Bikeland TEN Recap


on September 4, 2016   comments 1

If you were following #biblx on Instagram and Facebook, you probably saw some of these updates. I heard so many amazing and inspiring stories about that day, that I wanted to collect them in a fun recap with your voices, stories, and photos.

Here on greaserag.org


Photo by Alex MacGillis

I wrote about my experience as a Babes organizer, and included perspectives from Karyn, Jessica B, Jessica N, and Elena.

You can read a post about Safer Spaces at Babes, and how we made some moves to create a More Inclusive Event.

And don't miss out on the Grease Rag Pre-Babes Wanderabout recap!

Your stories

Some of you wrote the most touching stories, still riding the high of Babes TEN:  The Babes with the WTF only dance floor at First Avenue.  The Babes with DJ Seven, and Sweetpea leading the Wobble.  The Babes with the Wolf and Moose mystery stop.  

Thank you for sharing your stories!

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30 Aug


Babes in Bikeland X- Labor of Love


on August 30, 2016   comments 15

For seven years I've been somehow involved with Babes in Bikeland by either organizing, hosting Pre-Babe Wanderabout, supporting the race organizers, or racing. I have seen it morph and change and shift into what it is today, in its tenth year.


Babes start- photo by Sica

What is Babes in Bikeland?

Babes in Bikeland is a bike event where tons (about 670 this year) of women, trans, femme (WTF) folks on bikes get together to celebrate each other.  And maybe race a little, too.  It's an alley cat style race, and is likely the largest in North America.  It is definitely the largest all WTF race in the universe!

Babes has a "race" component, but the experience is based on "you do you."  You wanna hit a couple stops and then roll into the after party? Great! Want to try for a podium spot? Sure thing! The point of the event is community. Because there is nothing like rolling around town with 670 of your closest WTF pals.


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30 Aug


Making Babes in Bikeland 10 a more inclusive event


on August 30, 2016   comments 18

I was one of five organizers for Babes in Bikeland TEN this year.  Babes in Bikeland is the largest all-WTF alley cat bike race in the universe.  I wanted to write a post about some of our intentions around making Babes a more inclusive event, in addition to some structural ways we are creating safer spaces.

You might be surprised to hear that between the five of us WTFs, we span ages, include POC, non-binary, and queer folks.  It is important to us personally, and extremely relevant for our community that we support you Babes by making an event that doesn't center around whiteness, cis identities, heteropatriarchy.  WTFs TO THE FRONT!

In addition to creating safer spaces, here are some other things Babes is all about!


Sica (Fox Den) and me and ALL OF YOU!

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30 Aug


Safer Spaces at Babes in Bikeland


on August 30, 2016   comments 0

At Grease Rag, we know about WTF-only spaces, and about working towards safer spaces.  We acknowledge that no space is completely safe for any of us, but that safer spaces are places where we can be our whole selves because we agree to work together to fight the oppression and violence we experience in ALL OTHER SPACES.


Babes in Bikeland is the largest all-WTF alley cat bike "race" in the whole world.  Likely, with 670+ riders in our 10th year, Babes is the largest alley cat in North America.  Through this event, Grease Rag has been able to create safer spaces and educate the many many people interested in the Babes event.

What is Babes in Bikeland's safer spaces policy?


A Safer Space means that we're working hard to make the space feel safe and welcoming for EVERY BODY, regardless of their gender/race/ability/orientation, etc.


It means that we are trying to stop those little things from happening.
The safety and comfort of our Babes is THE MOST IMPORTANT THING.

You might always feel safe at bike events, but not everyone does.
Women/Trans*/Femmes (WTF) identified people often don't feel safe at bike events.
WHY? Things like constant sexual advances; hearing homophobic or transphobic “jokes”; hearing racist or homophobic language; using insider lingo or negatively commenting on someone’s gear or ability...
These things can make bike events into a hostile, stressful and dangerous place for some people.
It's not just the one bad apple, it's lots of people doing little things that pile up to create a threatening space.
Pay attention to your own words and actions and make sure you're not contributing to the pile.


DON’T be a creep. We’re not here to impress, but to RIDE. Get enthusiastic consent before touching a Babe.
DON’T make homophobic or transphobic "jokes" or use language that is grounded in hate or discrimination.
NO gender policing. Don't know a Babe’s gender? That's fine — you don't need to know.
RIDE safe and steady with a helmet and lights. DON’T take unnecessary risks. We want you in one piece at the party later.
LEND a hand to those who need it.
BE EXCELLENT to one another.
We are all here to have a good time. Bring your best self and KEEP IT CLASSY.
If you feel uncomfortable, PLEASE tell someone working the stop or the closest Babe.
DON’T brush it off or excuse it away. We want to address these things as they happen.



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